'PLEASE READ THIS: This is a mash-up tribute to my favorite YouTube channel: youtube.com/user/Richalvarez All of the video clips are pulled from there. The song is \"Wizard Needs Food Badly\" by Five Iron Frenzy. For those of you to whom this may seem a little confusing, the song is basically about boys being boys. Which I think is very applicable to the Richalvarez videos. Also, check out the Richalvarez fan forums at Richalvarezforums.tk Lyrics: I know that you\'re probably mad at me. I\'ve come to expect that. You know that you\'ll never have all of me, you\'ve come to resent that. You say \"tomato\", I say \"video games\", you\'re acting so solemn. You\'ll take the precious remote control from me. Do I sound like Gollum? (It\'s) not that I\'m escaping, you charm me like the flame does moths, it\'s just that you\'d prefer me docile, like a narcoleptic sloth. The wizard needs food badly, the Voltron can\'t be incomplete. The things I love, you hate so madly, I must not go down in defeat. In the hunter-gatherer societies, I\'d bring home the bacon. Public thought says men should try and be tame, stirred but not shaken. I say \"baseball\" then you start to cry, I\'m sorry I grieve you. I think a motorcycle\'s a good way to die, this must bereave you. I know that you try so hard, and I\'m not saying it\'s a sin, it\'s just that they don\'t feel my pain, in Vogue or Cosmopolitan. The wizard needs food badly, the Voltron can\'t be incomplete. The things I love, you hate so madly, I must not go down in defeat. And I\'m sure you have your reasons, but listen to me please... I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action grip. I want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchip. Tackle football with rocks, and sticks, and knives, and pain... I want a truck with the four wheel drive train. You\'d rather see me get good at bookkeeping, I could clean house in the time that I\'m not sleeping. I live to serve you, and I don\'t want to be rude, but you should see that the wizard needs food. The wizard needs food badly, the Voltron can\'t be incomplete. The things I love, you hate so madly, I must not go down in defeat.'
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