'Richalvarez Tribute - Wizard Needs Food'

03:16 Sep 17, 2023
'PLEASE READ THIS: This is a mash-up tribute to my favorite YouTube channel: youtube.com/user/Richalvarez All of the video clips are pulled from there.   The song is \"Wizard Needs Food Badly\" by Five Iron Frenzy. For those of you to whom this may seem a little confusing, the song is basically about boys being boys. Which I think is very applicable to the Richalvarez videos.  Also, check out the Richalvarez fan forums at Richalvarezforums.tk  Lyrics: I know that you\'re probably mad at me. 
I\'ve come to expect that.
 You know that you\'ll never have all of me,
 you\'ve come to resent that.
 You say \"tomato\", I say \"video games\",
 you\'re acting so solemn.
 You\'ll take the precious remote control from me.
 Do I sound like Gollum?
 (It\'s) not that I\'m escaping, 
you charm me like the flame does moths, 
it\'s just that you\'d prefer me docile, 
like a narcoleptic sloth.  The wizard needs food badly, 
the Voltron can\'t be incomplete.
 The things I love, you hate so madly, 
I must not go down in defeat.  In the hunter-gatherer societies, 
I\'d bring home the bacon.
 Public thought says men should try and be tame,
 stirred but not shaken.
 I say \"baseball\" then you start to cry, 
I\'m sorry I grieve you.
 I think a motorcycle\'s a good way to die,
 this must bereave you. 
I know that you try so hard,
 and I\'m not saying it\'s a sin, 
it\'s just that they don\'t feel my pain, 
in Vogue or Cosmopolitan.  The wizard needs food badly, 
the Voltron can\'t be incomplete.
 The things I love, you hate so madly, 
I must not go down in defeat.  And I\'m sure you have your reasons,
 but listen to me please...
 I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action grip. 
I want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchip.
 Tackle football with rocks,
and sticks, and knives, and pain...
 I want a truck with the four wheel drive train. 
You\'d rather see me get good at bookkeeping, 
I could clean house in the time that I\'m not sleeping. 
I live to serve you, and I don\'t want to be rude,
 but you should see that the wizard needs food.  The wizard needs food badly, 
the Voltron can\'t be incomplete.
 The things I love, you hate so madly, 
I must not go down in defeat.' 

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